Sumthin to fill your mind with....

Didnt noe what to post so yeah...SUMTHING TO KILL YOUR BOREDOM....

Joke 1 -
Teacher : History is an interesting subject, it teaches you about the things
that happened in the past
Student : Please teacher, i dont want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There's no future in it.

Joke 2 -
Teacher : Julian, if your father has $10 and u ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have
Julian : $10
Teacher : You don't know Maths?!!
Julian : You don't know my father!!!

Joke 3 -
Father : Why did you fail your Mathematics test??!!
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday she said
6+2=8. If she cant make up her mind....how would i know the
right answer?

Joke 4 -
Teacher : Where were you born?
Student : Malaysia
Teacher : Which part?
Student : All of me..

Joke 5 -
A boy came home with his exam results.
"What did you get?", asked his father.
"My marks are underwater", said the boy.
"What do you mean, underwater?"
"They are all below 'c' level".