WTH?!

Just got back from playing squash today..

logged on to MSN and guess who i stumbled upon with

a girl i never met before and guess what she said to me

* Note : Due to safety measures, i shall censor the girl's nickname on MSN

Girl : hey pls tell me how old u r

Me : erm form 4?

Me : youre ( name) sister's fren izit? ^o)

Girl : yeah, her BEST FREN

Me: your'e how old?

Girl : 12

Me : oo

Girl : I'm taken

Me : swt

Me : did i ask? =.='

Girl : ...

---- pauses ---

Girl : so r u taken?

Girl : r u ????

Me : why should i even tell??

Me : gosh and you're only 12! =.='

Girl : cause i wanna flirt with you... i'm turning 13 in 4

<-- what the heck man! -->

Girl : and i'm hot

Me : then u can go to h*** ( excuse my language =P )

Girl : ask my fren

Girl : i can, but i won't

Me : i do NOT go out with over perasanted peeps

Girl : too bad...

Me : gosh and to think that youre only 12

Me : well u should know the consequences of puppy love

Girl : yeah? ok... c ya... dun wanna talk now... kinda bz... my

boyfren is on9 and i chat wit him, not u

Me : oh and to think that im even bothering to reply you

Girl : whatever

Girl : my bf is asking me out i dun wanna ruin tis momen by talking

2 u

Man oh man! And to think that she's only 12!!

She'll be a lovely lady la when she grows up!

So much for alikeness

LOL!!

Congratulations Kenneth, you are 30% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...


Michelle Yeoh!

How Un-Malaysian Are You?

Saw that! =P

I hate blackouts

To my pleasant surprise, my house had a black out @8.30pm after my tuition..

For some reason, I wanted to study Add Maths.. soo..





God knows why i wanted to study at my front garden..



Fianally, The TNB people arrived..

Sometimes, I just think to myself why these people whould risk their lives to help others whom they do not know..

 

Why We Love Children..

Here are some jokes that someone email-ed to me today..

1 ) A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm really THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......
"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"


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2 ) When I was six months pregnant with my third child,
my three year old came into the room
when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She said,"Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has ababy growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied,
but what's growing in your butt?"


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3 ) One day the first grade teacher
was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part of the story where
Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read,
".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,
"The sky is falling,the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach
for the next 10 minutes..


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Sleeping beauties..

First and foremost,

Happy Birthday LI HSIEN! (:

One more year to PMR! muahaha

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- Julian Neoh Ka Kit -
[we've forgiven each other]
[also my pet bro]

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- Julian Lau Aik Hong -
[my best buddy]