Why We Love Children..

Here are some jokes that someone email-ed to me today..

1 ) A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm really THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......
"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"


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2 ) When I was six months pregnant with my third child,
my three year old came into the room
when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She said,"Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has ababy growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied,
but what's growing in your butt?"


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3 ) One day the first grade teacher
was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part of the story where
Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read,
".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,
"The sky is falling,the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach
for the next 10 minutes..


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